CookManFood.com!

I know this thing has been passed around for years now but it really never gets old.  It was sent to me again the other day and every time I see it I still want one.  Not sure that I like that fact that a bacon oven is made out of wood but what the hell, it is giving me bacon when I wake up.  I would like to see a wh0le line of these: 

1.  Alarm goes off and it pours you a beer
2.  Alarm goes off and you get a shot of tequila (Are you seeing a trend here)
3.  Alarm lights the fire in your smoker
4.  Alarm calls in sick for you to the office – That is sort of brilliant.

May have all of these so I could wake up, do a few shots, cause naturally, every time the alarm goes off afterwards you should get another shot.  Have one call into the office because, if you are like me, you hit the snooze button 10 times before you actually get up.  Then have one start your smoker so you have some food when you wake up.

Sounds like a great plan in theory.  Any other ideas?